Beavertholomew “Big Splash” McFinnigan tshirt

Beavertholomew “Big Splash” McFinnigan was once asked to leave an elite yacht club after performing a “totally legal” kickflip over a shrimp buffet fountain.

Born somewhere deep in the Canadian wilderness during what locals only describe as “a very funky lightning storm,” Big Splash spent his early years challenging bears to surfing contests and teaching otters how to pose for motivational posters. By adulthood, he’d become an underground legend in the illegal river-surfing scene; a dangerous world fueled by adrenaline, maple syrup, and extremely poor decision-making.

His signature move, The Tsunami Gentleman™, involves surfing directly through rapids while maintaining perfect formalwear etiquette. Witnesses claim he once adjusted his tie mid-backflip while calmly criticizing someone’s wine selection. No one has successfully fact-checked this because he vanished immediately afterward into a fog bank blasting synthwave music from an unknown source.

Now he travels from coastline to coastline chasing giant waves, unpaid parking tickets, and “the perfect vibe.” Authorities have described him as “surprisingly polite” and “extremely difficult to catch.”

This shirt is for fearless weirdos, stylish chaos goblins, and anyone who believes formal attire should absolutely be worn during high-speed aquatic disasters.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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